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Old Faithful

An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:

1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.

When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.
I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.
by moustacherocker July 26, 2006
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Faisal

in simple terms , means THE DON
He become a faisal, the undisputed DON
by rachel April 17, 2004
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Faith evans

She has a great voice. Wife of Notorious BIG!
She got a great voice!
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Faisal

A trend setter. A person that everyone wants to impress and can't hate. It is believed however, that many will try to hate on Faisal due to the perfection he brings to an unperfect world, but inside they know that its strictly either admiration or envy; Another level of genius. It is reported that he was brought down to take humanity onto another level, but the envious ones try to denounce that.
Ignorance is bliss, Knowledge is Faisal.

Oh my god this guy thinks he so Faisal.
by Sir Albert Einstein November 30, 2009
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Faith No More

One of the best bands to walk the earth. They created the finest album in history, called "Angel Dust", in 1992. All their other albums are classic, too. I have a "The Real Thing" t-shirt, and I just won a "King For A Day... Fool For A Lifetime" t-shirt off eBay, which kicks ass. It would be awesome if they got back together, because I have never seen them live.
Faith No More are kings of rock music.
by ThreeTimesOneMinusOne December 6, 2004
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Faith Head

Someone who holds irrational religious fundamentalist beliefs and no matter what evidence is provided to the contrary will never change.
Bill: Hey George did you hear that geneticists have discovered the "gay" gene?

George: Bullshit, the devil makes them that way and it is my job to cleanse them of that evil!

Bill: George, you are such a faith head!
by Furback September 30, 2009
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Faith

A lovely girl with a beautiful mind and body. She tries hard to convince the people around her that she is a coldhearted monster when really she's not disimilar to that asshole cat in your neighborhood who, when nobody's looking, gets all warm and fuzzy and shows that in fact, they actually have a heart. Mind, this only happens around the person she loves. She is loving, kind, gentle, caring, intelligent, beautiful, fun, funny, cute, great with kids, and never fails to brighten up your day. Underneath that cold, hard exterior lies a wonderful, affable young woman. When you're with a Faith everything takes on more color and your world will blossom with lovedrunk wonderment. On a less eloquent note... she does have large, perfectly shaped breasts. They add to her beauty, they are in essence, the proverbial cherry on top. She is dignified and strong willed, especially when it comes to her desire to perform acts of kindness for the ones she loves. She isn't afraid to speak her mind and holds tight to her values and beliefs. If you're ever lucky enough to be in a relationship with a Faith, the hardest part will be trying to get through the times that you aren't at her side. If you find that a Faith has taken your heart, you won't want her to give it back to you.

Though, a Faith can be aggressive, she might even stick her tongue in your mouth on the first date. DO NOT confuse her with a Courtney or a Nancy, she IS NOT a slut, she's just passionate knows she wants.
I had a great time spending yesterday with Faith. I can't stop thinking about her. It's gonna suck having to wait the next couple days untill our follow up date.
by The_Suburban_Viking November 7, 2016
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