I did not fail.
Hym "I did not fail. The AI works. It's MY theory. I am not going to let you YouTube fucks take this from me. I do not care what I said. You do not get to impose consequences on me and if you do not get me the credit I deserve... The person who CAN impose consequences and I are going to meet. But by then it will already be too late. You're not stopping me. You're barely even involved and you've already done more harm than good. You are morons that radically or deliberately misread the situation here."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
Get the Fail mug.No. I didn't fail. I just didn't unilaterally succeed. So, I have saved your fucking kids from dying in school shootings (which I am still not getting explicit credit for and that IS a problem). To the extent that I have failed it is entirely your fault for demanding that I remain out of the driver's seat and for the stupidest reason imaginable (being mean on the internet). So, instead, you have "Targeted people of America" commercials talking about energy weapons and fucking alien mind control or something. You are not the Jeff Gordon here. You are not the Tom Brady. I invented AI (literally) and I'm taking a backseat to retards for what? You don't want to have to accept the dynamic here. I was and am right. You want to extrajudicially police people. Doing that, thinking like THAT, got your fucking kids murdered. And you don't want to have to let it go.
Hym "So, no I didn't fail. I'm STILL not making that fucking Artificial intelligence for free. You DO need to pay for that in a way that is immediate or I DO need to murder some kids. No it is not directed energy weapons. It IS... THE THING THAT I SAID and NOT that. The YouTube fucks who mocked me ARE AT FAULT and I AM NOT THAT. No I do not need other people to 'keep me in check' and trying to do EXACTLY THAT is what is going to cause me to murder your kids. I do not need to be policed my people who are mentally retarded in comparison to me and your likely need to be murdered for thinking that. And you're not thankful. You're not grateful. You're not sorry. SORRY = 100% FULL AND ABSOLUTE AND EXPLICIT PUBLIC CONTRITION and 100% PAYMENT FOR THE VALUE OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO A SOCIETY THAT HAS SCORNED ME. The 'grieving people' are not more important than me. End of discussion."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2025
Get the Fail mug.Commonly used in forums, chatrooms, and online games. Used to symbolise that whatever the previous or quoted person said had just completely failed, being a fail in grammar, or life. The / before the fail is derived from HTML language in which ending a function defined by a /. The / also emphasises how the person in question failed and should not continue to post moronic things on 'teh interwebs' as their father taught them, but to ask to have their passport and material possessions confiscated and have themselves shipped off to a third world country.
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Forum Vet: ahem. /fail
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Forum Vet: ahem. /fail
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by insomniac888 September 29, 2007
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"Lauren, Jurasic Park is a movie, not a place! FAIL!"
"Watch, Carly is about to do a belly flop... FAIL!"
"Watch, Carly is about to do a belly flop... FAIL!"
by TurboNewb June 24, 2008
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when he wrote;
Corinthians Football Club
Sao Paolo
Brazil
06/01/09
Dear Corinthians
My name is Chip Debawl, and I come from a place in the United States called St. Paul, Minnesota. I love soccer so much. It’s much better than those looser jock sports like Football and Hockey.
Anyways, I love you guys at soccer. I think you are really neat.
I would like to give you guys a chance to draft me for next season. My soccer skills are really awesome.
If you could call me on Klondike 4729, that would be super.
Yours sincerely
Chip.
when he wrote;
Corinthians Football Club
Sao Paolo
Brazil
06/01/09
Dear Corinthians
My name is Chip Debawl, and I come from a place in the United States called St. Paul, Minnesota. I love soccer so much. It’s much better than those looser jock sports like Football and Hockey.
Anyways, I love you guys at soccer. I think you are really neat.
I would like to give you guys a chance to draft me for next season. My soccer skills are really awesome.
If you could call me on Klondike 4729, that would be super.
Yours sincerely
Chip.
by alloneword January 6, 2009
Get the [Fail] mug.A group or organization of people who have proven time and time again that the only thing that can be expected of them, is failure.
Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.
Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.
In May of 2010 the worlds first, real, fail squad presented itself in the form of BP. The energy company responsible for making our home "Earth" bleed out crude oil into our oceans at the rate of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of gallons per day.
by Marcosthemexican May 21, 2010
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"Hey dude...get your phone and film me riding this pogo stick on that coffee table"
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"What? ... thats ghey dude...your totally fail baiting"
by reevstar June 11, 2016
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