If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.
FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.
by Nubcakes Smith December 13, 2007
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The time that you did something stupid and somebody next to you usually says "FAIL" Sometimes a fail is to great that it is considered a win.
*homework flies away*

"Dude..that's a fail!"
by girlgal May 22, 2010
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If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.
FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.
by Nubcakes Smith December 13, 2007
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When someone does not succeed, usually in a hilarious way. Pure awesomeness to see.
OMG, Jake totally FAILED when he fell out of that airplane. Onto a bear. Naked.
by John A. Mason February 16, 2010
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to fail completely at something to the point of where you should just die
by sushi kan January 8, 2008
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To FAIL the website means to render it ineffective by targeting the integrity of the data and or writing scripts to hit the website so that the server gets bogged down enough to prevent users from accessing the URL.
On Monday December 8th, Liberal websites such as FARK.COM and WONKETT.COM called for the FAILing of George Bush's “Thank You” website.
by FaildWonketteLuvr December 18, 2008
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Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.
Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.
by Jack September 12, 2004
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