fatter than albert

the most awesome ska band ever. managed by the sexiest man alive, greg.

"erin's run away imagination" is fatter than albert's best cd.

by Leesie September 14, 2007

Feeter

When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.

Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.

Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.

Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?

Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?

by Joobynana December 15, 2011

Feterobicougfaknia

mix between leperaidsiphishark and cancer.

Did you here about paul? Rough day, he got Feterobicougfaknia.

by Dr. Sexbox December 29, 2007

fattery

noun
the ability to make an object or person fatter.

That dress makes her look fattery.
That dress is very fattering on you.

by Hazel Rider August 11, 2008

Falter Ego

What some might define as an 'alter ego' except for the fact that the person is aware of the change between their usual and abnormal selves.
When someone is trying to impress a certain group of people, they may snap out their falter ego and put on a show to make those people think they're cool by their standards, when really they're just posing.

Gill: "Oh my gosh, I heard you and Bob broke up!"
Jen: "Yeah, he had a falter ego."
Gill: "Pardon me?"
Jen: "He'd act one way around me and my friends so that we'd like him, but then become his true self around all his buddies. I didn't like the real him, and the fact that he tried to hide it with a falter ego is worse."
Gill: "Well, good for you!"

by Thoor Tayret June 6, 2009

Faterexia

when someones fat and has the idea that they are skinny.

synonym: FAT LARD
antynom: anerexia

Fat person: Oh my gosh I am so skinny, I should really gain some weight!

skinny person : you have a severe case of faterexia

Fat person : SHUT UP FATTY,

skinny person: agh I am fat , I am anerexic

by hanfeet June 13, 2009

Cake Farter

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.

Leah Treacy from Toronto is a major Cake Farter. She and her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, posted a video of her anally blowing the candles on her birthday cake, instead of the usual oral method.

by Dolphus Tittius March 15, 2011