FOML

Abbreviation of "Fruit of My Loins". This expression is used by proud fathers when their offspring does something awesome or just awesomely awful.

Billy posted a neknomination video showing him naked, smeared with blood and eating a raw heart filled with rum. FOML <3

by Greenhand February 8, 2014

fomcrofl

Fell Off My Chair, Rolling On Floor Laughing.

friend: *tells joke*
me: FOMCROFL
friend: whats that?
me: look on urban dictionary

by niicoleex- January 8, 2008

fomclol

Falling out of my chair laughing out loud.

Fomclol

by earrolyat February 6, 2009

fomcroflmao

An acrononym for 'Falling Off My Chair Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off' For occasions when your laughing so much you cannot express.

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know, why?
Person 1: To get to the other side!
Person 2: OMG! FOMCROFLMAO!!

by Minimitchisawesome June 8, 2010

Fompen

To do some bangin.. like rogerring your lady friend... slipping your todger up her... rat up a drainpipe etc. Fompen is the verb of "fomp".

Man: Hey Lady,
Lady: Yeah?
Man: Im in the mood for some fompen
Lady: Let's fomp!

Man: I wanna fomp you in the butt
Lady: Im in the mood for fompen too!

by emmarhoids February 27, 2011

FOMOnster

A person who induces the fear of missing out, typically through social media, reminding you that their life is way more fun then yours and what they’re doing is way more fun than what you’re doing.

“Ashley’s insta story was lit last night”
“Yea, she’s such a FOMOnster - her life is way more fun than ours.”

by dlvec November 18, 2017

fomper

A person who uses dating apps/sites to find partners for no-strings relationships, “friends with benefits” or casual sex.

He is such a fomper, out with a different girl every night!

by Raider70 May 27, 2018