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"Fuck off my line" or stop calling/texting me.
👩: you're never home, or call
👨: FOML I WORK
FOML by KVNG'PESO January 2, 2015
Words you can keep
Abbreviation of "Fruit of My Loins". This expression is used by proud fathers when their offspring does something awesome or just awesomely awful.
Billy posted a neknomination video showing him naked, smeared with blood and eating a raw heart filled with rum. FOML <3
FOML by Greenhand February 8, 2014
Related Words
Uncommonly used internet abbreviation of the words 'Fuck Off My Lawn', FOML has been used by various people, often in a string of related abbreviations such as:
FOMM
BBQ
STFU
GTFO
Messenger conversation.

Bob: Your lawn looks shit.

Bill: FOML!
FOML by Edgix October 20, 2008
This is an abbreviation that is also referred as friend of my life which describes friends who are not to be separated until death.
Keza is his FOML!!
Foml by Baeyy February 25, 2021
Fuck Our Mutual Lives

the fml that you share with multiple people
Me: Just failed a test..
Friend: Me too!
Me: foml
foml by aisjebfuudjkk288473 November 24, 2011
A feeling you get when you get publicly baptized with smart water.
1. I was playing hopscotch and all of a sudden a stranger in a pink suit gave me a fomley.
2. When I play Destiny online my annoying little brother gives me a really embarrassing fomley.
Fomley by 400 Queseritos October 5, 2016

Mike Fomle

When your BMI is larger than your phone number
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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