FOML

"Fuck off my line" or stop calling/texting me.

👩: you're never home, or call
👨: FOML I WORK

by KVNG'PESO January 03, 2015

FOML

Abbreviation of "Fruit of My Loins". This expression is used by proud fathers when their offspring does something awesome or just awesomely awful.

Billy posted a neknomination video showing him naked, smeared with blood and eating a raw heart filled with rum. FOML <3

by Greenhand February 08, 2014

FOML

Uncommonly used internet abbreviation of the words 'Fuck Off My Lawn', FOML has been used by various people, often in a string of related abbreviations such as:
FOMM
BBQ
STFU
GTFO

Messenger conversation.

Bob: Your lawn looks shit.

Bill: FOML!

by Edgix September 02, 2008

Foml

This is an abbreviation that is also referred as friend of my life which describes friends who are not to be separated until death.

Keza is his FOML!!

by Baeyy February 25, 2021

foml

Fuck Our Mutual Lives

the fml that you share with multiple people

Me: Just failed a test..
Friend: Me too!
Me: foml

by aisjebfuudjkk288473 June 06, 2011

Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum

Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.

by Diogenes the great March 28, 2024

Mike Fomle

When your BMI is larger than your phone number

Damn bro I feel like Mike fomle

by Diogenes the great March 28, 2024