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Floast

Flat Toast = Floast. Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you butter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. The end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.
I'm feeling a little hungry, I'm going to make some floast.
by Macca81 August 26, 2014
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Mexican Parade Float

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
by senormule April 10, 2013
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Folashade

Folashade, is a very attractive girl that loves when she just meets. She is one of those girls that hears if you like her she likes you back immediately. Folashade is just one of those People that will greet you with a smile. The name Folashade is 1st originated from Nigeria and has made it's way all through West Africa.
Random person: Have you met Folashade?

Random person 2: Yeah she is so caring and she got a fine ass.
by Bbgirl_33 May 23, 2018
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floatious

The surf board he was using was too floatious for him.
by unktehi October 20, 2005
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Sack Floater

When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy
Your mom was bathing me last night, and a full-on sack floater occurred.
by Sgt. Baker May 15, 2005
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Champagne Floater

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
by Cman February 2, 2009
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floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water
uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses
by 77transam August 28, 2006
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