Florida 

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.

Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.

Florida by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014

Florida 

God's waiting room

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...

Florida by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017

Florida 

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs

No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.

Florida by Matthewtn99 November 25, 2017

Florida 

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.

"Florida is like Satan's armpit"

Florida by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018

Florida 

The weirdest state. Where gatorade, old people, and an extremely complicated political state reside. also... LOTS OF ALLIGATORS EATING TOURISTS AND TANNED GANGSTERS. The armpit of the united states.

jeff: HEEEY, I was watching the news and apparently a man threw a crocodile into a Wendys.
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?

Florida by WUBBALUBBAFUCKFUCK January 9, 2019

Florida 

A place where crazy crimes happen

A Florida man was caught last week for throwing dildos at crocodiles and at children.

Florida by anonymous March 13, 2019

Florida 

Florida is a state with a variety of people, you have crackheads, heroin babies, and retarded drunk people.

So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.

Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.

You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.

So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)

You wont regret coming to Florida. :)

Florida by 6ix9ine's gay son April 17, 2019