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Florida

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014
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She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...
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Florida

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs
No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.
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A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.
"Florida is like Satan's armpit"
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The weirdest state. Where gatorade, old people, and an extremely complicated political state reside. also... LOTS OF ALLIGATORS EATING TOURISTS AND TANNED GANGSTERS. The armpit of the united states.
jeff: HEEEY, I was watching the news and apparently a man threw a crocodile into a Wendys.
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?
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A place where crazy crimes happen
A Florida man was caught last week for throwing dildos at crocodiles and at children.
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Americas basement where all the weird shit happens
Florida man arrested for jumping on a horse and riding it out into a hospital while saying "I HAVE AIDS!!!"
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