tile flood

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

by fucksoid February 19, 2005

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The Flood

1) In biblical terms, The Flood is essentially an apocalyptic event in which Noah, the only man meant to survive a worldwide deluge, takes 2 of each animal on an ark to avoid the complete and utter distruction of God's creation.

2) The "weapon" in Halo that The Covenant was in desperate search of acquiring in order to wipe out mankind (NOTE the similarity between this and definition 1.) The Flood itself, is actually a humanoid, body-snatching race of fungal origin and consists of 4 subtype species. Can easily be n00bed via shotgun.

"I just learned about The Flood in Sunday School."

"I just n00bed 3 flood with one shotgun blast."

by sux0r October 2, 2003

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Mint Flood

When you clean your teeth and you get the saliva and toothpaste mixed together. As the result of this it causes a mint flood in your mouth.

Adam:Hey dude
Dan: Whats up,
Adam: not much, just had an awesome Mint Flood in my mouth though
Dan: cool cool

by Dan willans, Adam Boxer October 22, 2006

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the flood

When attending a Halo party and not participating in a round, silently approach the back of whoever appears to be winning the current round and ejaculate all over the back of that player's head.

Player: "I'm ahead b 5 frags... what the hell was that?!?"
Bystander: "The Flood!"

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

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