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fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.
friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"
by jessermanx October 18, 2011
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faith of the heart

a requirement before attempting intergalactic travel
by bob April 29, 2006
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Old Faithful

An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:

1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.

When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.
I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.
by moustacherocker July 26, 2006
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Faith evans

She has a great voice. Wife of Notorious BIG!
She got a great voice!
by i dunno? April 4, 2005
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Faith No More

One of the best bands to walk the earth. They created the finest album in history, called "Angel Dust", in 1992. All their other albums are classic, too. I have a "The Real Thing" t-shirt, and I just won a "King For A Day... Fool For A Lifetime" t-shirt off eBay, which kicks ass. It would be awesome if they got back together, because I have never seen them live.
Faith No More are kings of rock music.
by ThreeTimesOneMinusOne December 6, 2004
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slut fajita

When a slut gets wrapped up in a bed sheet in a similar fashion to that of a fajita. Usually rendering the slut immobile, thus the slut is unable to fend off attacks from various penises.
We should fill this slut fajita with gallons of weenie juice!
by missanthropee January 3, 2011
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Faith Head

Someone who holds irrational religious fundamentalist beliefs and no matter what evidence is provided to the contrary will never change.
Bill: Hey George did you hear that geneticists have discovered the "gay" gene?

George: Bullshit, the devil makes them that way and it is my job to cleanse them of that evil!

Bill: George, you are such a faith head!
by Furback September 30, 2009
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