"Dude! Eyeball mausturebation was super intense last night! I couldn't take my hands off my eyes!"
"Whoa! Same, bro!"
"Whoa! Same, bro!"
by Diogourt December 21, 2014
Get the Eyeball Mausturebationmug. by JoshKnock October 6, 2019
Get the Rectum Eyeballmug. by pineapple_yikes! June 25, 2018
Get the Eyeballsmug. Looking at.
You been eyeballing the 98 pound girl with the nunchakas and the ADHD again, you want some of that? She rolls with some Incredible Hulks, so watch out, them boys is rough!
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
Get the Eyeballingmug. when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018
Get the slap your eyeballsmug. When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.
Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?
Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.
Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?
Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.
Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
by BandH8r May 18, 2021
Get the eyeball ping-pongmug. by bib48584670 December 20, 2018
Get the pee in my eyeballmug.