Eppelsheimer

A surname given to a person of royal decent from the German town, Eppelsheim.

You're an Eppelsheimer? Your ancestors must be from Eppelsheim.

by 'Ryn January 16, 2009

Subverting expectations

lame excuse for a really bad plot twist in a movie or series

- Dude, that last season of Game of Thrones was a real letdown. I expected something deeper.
- Yeah, it's called "subverting expectations" these days.

by dfx413 May 10, 2019

Microsoft Excel

An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.

Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.

by maimed monkey May 11, 2020

Lower Your Expectations

A saying that means the more you expect out of something, the more disappointed you'll be when the outcome arrives. So always lower your expectations so you won't feel disappointed about the outcome, but never worry about it either.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Excel

A juicy lucy; An assassin in the MMORPG Aion that has bad DPS and usually dies.

Crucifiction: You do less DPS than Excel!

Excel: You don't get Boon of Quickness.

by Crucifiction June 21, 2010

excelsior

a word yelled when men see a particularly attractive female within distance for other men to take notice and to not offend the woman directly.

As a gorgeous woman passed his station at the local healthcare plant.....

Seth: EXCELSIOR!!!
Norm: EXCELSIOR!!!
Craig: What the fuck!
Shaun: Some ol' bullshit.
Richard: So i was in the Navy.....

by bigsight April 27, 2010

exeleutherostomize

To speak freely in an inappropriate situation. Rarely found in dictionaries.

The interview for the teaching position at the girls' high school was not the place for Paul to exeleutherostomize.

by j April 17, 2005