Evan

EH - v uh n:

this word has been used through out the ages since the beginning of time as a title for the best cock-sucker in any particular village/town.

The Evan in my village is always on his knees. Our Evan makes life worth living. I remember when our Evan was just a boy....

by Horriblechild October 19, 2019

evan

dear evan hansen, we've been waaaay to out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much.

Ooh, look! There's that theatre kid! She has a "Dear Evan hansen" shirt on!

by hehe ๏_๏ November 13, 2020

Evan

gay fag

Evan is

gay

by Pushy man September 9, 2020

Evan

Evan has a bigger pp than anyone else in the entire world

Evans pp is massive

by anonymous November 23, 2021

evan

evan is a crackhead but also very pretty

i feel like evan today

by honeyfatgirl May 21, 2018

evan

evan: literally THE best bf to ever have existed. words cannot explain how much i love and appreciate him:,) ngl he’s kinda smelly n a lil old BUT i wouldn’t trade him for anyone else >:) (hello kitty maybe i’m still thinking abt it 😳) also also HI EVAN !!

ali, why are you smiling at your phone sm? “oh dw abt it, i was j texting evan” blush blush blush 😎

by small head October 28, 2020

evan

he is smart and SUPER funny! he is the sweetest human on the earth. he is just like a little cinnamon roll!

Kate: who is THAT!?
Nat: oh yeah. that's Evan.
Kate: he is super cute!
Nat: yep. i would date him, but i'm a lesbian, so he's all yours!

by s.h.i.e.l.d.a.g.e.n.t December 6, 2019