Emmetsburg

A small town in the middle of Iowa with about 3,000 people and almost surely more than 2,500 of them are White, the otheres are a mix of some mexicans and maybe five black families at most. Most people are Catholic also with quite a few lutherans and a few other fairly small churches. In high school if you dont travel more than 75 miles to get your clothes from Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, ect. you are most likely considered poor and dont have many friends. In addition several girls at school wear designer bags/sunglasses such as Dolce and Gabbana, ect. There is absolutely no public transportation other than school busses(which are ridden by less than 20 high school students) or the busses that haul around mentally retarded people. Lots of kids get moped when they turn 14 so they can terrorize the town and get lots of warnings from police. Getting a car usually happens when a kid turns 15 because they can then drive to school on a school permit if they live more than a mile from school.
Most kids in Emmetsburg love to party and drink. This can also be said about most parents in Emmetsburg with that strong Irish background supporting our avid drinking habbits. St. Patricks Day is the biggest weekend of all for Emmetsburg just because it celebrates being Irish and getting completely hammered. As well as all the alcohol there are quite a few kids and adults in emmetburg who smoke marijuana. Lots of kids try it in high school but for most thats as far as it goes...when it comes to drugs in emmetsburg its a well known fact you can get whatever you want but those who do drugs are most of the time poor dirtbag losers living in appartments.

"dude whats goin on in emmetsburg this weekend?"
"fuckin nothing, theres a party but i heard it might get busted so im going shopping in mankato."
"yeah, i think im going to spencer to get drunk"

by robert emmet September 28, 2007

Emmith

Emmith is a nickname for a weird girl usually named Emmy. She's a weirdo in a fun way, and is really outgoing and confident. She loves iced tea with a passion, and drinks it all the time. Emmith is usually noodley and spazzy and un-athletic, overall Emmith is a love a lovable goofball, who might sit on you randomly.

Hey, have you seen Emmith?

Yeah she's drinking iced tea somewhere

by Coolio2379 January 30, 2018

Emmitt

Your name

My name is emmitt

by Emm26elbe June 11, 2019

empitimal

Unstoppable, infallible, unquestionable, superior to you.

"Noone silenes the empitimal force of good that is neoB"

by Lepper March 26, 2003

Emoitis

The state of being so sick of all the emo whining around you that you get sick to your stomach.

In Literary Magazine, we get so many emo pieces submited, we all come down with 'emoitis'.

by ninj4-kun December 13, 2008

Emmettothelia

A disease that can be contracted through saliva or sexually.
Makes you awesome.

"Mo lost the bet and had to get Emmettothelia."

by BetWinner January 20, 2009

esmitherate

To break or to be broken down into tiny identical (common) parts. Similar to obliterate, annihilate, etc.

"With a carefully calculated swing of the axe, he esmitherated the beautiful glass vase."

"It is possible to observe the previously esmitherated particles under a microscope."

"Can I esmitherate that, please?"

"Was that achieved by a process of esmitheration?"

"He felt utterly esmitherated."

by skairkroh October 16, 2011