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Federal Emergency Management Agency

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
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emergency

1) A medical or behavioral condition of which the onset is sudden. It manifests itself by symptoms of such severity that a prudent lay person with an average knowledge of medicine and health could reasonably expect that the absence of immediate medical attention would result in: placing the health of the afflicted person in serious jeopardy; placing the health of an individual with a behavioral health condition or others in serious jeopardy; causing serious impairment of the individual's bodily functions; causing serious dysfunction of any bodily organ or part; causing serious disfigurement of the afflicted individual.

2) Any instance for which, in the determination of the President, federal assistance is needed to supplement state and local efforts and capabilities to save lives and protect property and public health and safety or to lessen or avert the threat of a disaster in any part of the United States. Emergency Program: The interim program of the National Flood Insurance Program as implemented on an emergency basis to provide a first layer of subsidized insurance before the detailed risk studies from which actuarial rates are computed have been completed.

3) A. Any occasion or instance--such as a hurricane, tornado, storm, flood, tidal wave, tsunami, earthquake, volcanic eruption, landslide, mudslide, snowstorm, fire, explosion, nuclear accident, or any other natural or man-made catastrophe--that warrants action to save lives and to protect property, public health, and safety (FEMA definition). B. A sudden occurrence demanding immediate action that may be due to epidemics, technological catastrophes, strife or to natural or man-made causes (World Health Organization definition).

4) any sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action
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Emerence

Emerence's love their friends with all their hearts. they may look like they don't but when you are gone from them for a while they will come back as soon as possible. They HATE males such as males with the name Ismael. They will probably play Fortnite or Roblox and adore it. If they like a boy they will let them come in her life otherwise she will literally kill you. They are very crazy people with a petite height. They will always cheat on you :D.
random girl: is that an emerence?

other girl: yes, she cheated on her boyfriends in a single day. she had 4.
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emergency fifth

That special fifth of whiskey or scotch you keep tucked away for when shit hits the fan
John got dumped and fired in the same day so he busted out the emergency fifth
by SeargentSlaughter January 26, 2011
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Emergency Poop

The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.
Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.
by Exell April 28, 2017
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Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.
Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)
by Madz108 March 7, 2023
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anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.
Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!
by Sivarticus January 12, 2014
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