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ejaculate

Modern definition: When someone's penis excretes semen during sex.

Older Definition: To shout
Modern: If you or your partner ejaculates during unprotected sex, you or they have a chance of getting pregnant.

Older: 'Wretched inmates!' I ejaculated, mentally, 'you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality.'
-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
by Calliope April 16, 2007
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Ejaculation

Ejaculation is the ejecting of semen from a penis, and is usually followed by orgasm. It is usually the final stage and natural objective of sexual stimulation which is either from sex or masturbation.

Ejaculation can also occur during sleep, known as a nocturnal emission or wet dream, where the male has no control over the spontaneous ejection of sperm from his unstimulated penis.

A usual precursor to ejaculation is for a male to have an erection, which then allows the penis to be stimulated.

When a man has undergone a sufficient amount of stimulation on his erection, ejaculation begins. Sperm is pumped out of the penis with rhythmic contractions, each contraction spurting more and more sperm out. A typical ejaculation consists of 10-15 contractions.
During sex, John shuddered with pleasure as he reached orgasm and his erect penis convulsed as he spurted warm sperm inside his partner's slippery vagina. His ejaculation lasted for a wonderful 30 seconds during which all he could do was gasp and groan.
by Callum69 July 19, 2009
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premature ejaculation

Producing the pearl jam before putting it in the Maam. (See also pronatalist.)
How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?
by Pronatalist April 26, 2008
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Ejaculation Flannel

A piece of fabric,in this case flannel, used to ejaculate into after/during self fornication.
I was all ready to hunker down for a long evening with gimp fetish magazine, but my ejaculation flannel was nowhere to be found! blast rag spankerchief
by MoneyMike00000 January 20, 2009
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frothy ejaculate

when one has an STD that produces frothy translucent liquid when ejaculation occurs.
"Yo bra I just made frothy ejaculate"
by cooliofoolio13425 August 20, 2014
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female ejaculation

a milky-clear fluid thats shoots out of a urethra in a great quantity like a projectile explosion because of a extreme sexual orgasm; often feels like urination
after the horny man had mercilessly pounded her g-spot several times she felt like she was going to pee but instead a fluid jetted out from her swelling urethra and soaked the man completely
by xyz April 29, 2003
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spoon ejaculation

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.
John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"
by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010
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