eargasm

An eargasm is an orgasm to the inner ear. Not a diagnosed illness, nor should it be, because it is absolutely amazing.

I always have an eargasm when listening to Red Rover by Derek Murawski.

by REDROVERLOVER April 8, 2010

earginity

The virginity of the ears. Usually associated with heavy dubstep songs, before listening to which, people are told they will lose their earginity. Losing one's earginity doesn't change anything, it's just a way to show how sick a dubstep song is.

Stoner 1: Yo man, have u heard dis shit? It's fuckin' nuts!
Stoner 2: No man, put it on!
Stoner 1: Get ready to lose your earginity!

by identificator January 9, 2012

Eargasm

The wonderful, awe-inspiring, wonder-struck feeling one is overcome by when they hear Matt play.

Person 1: Hey, what did you get up to last night?
Person 2: Matt played for me on webcam :)
Person 1: Lucky! That kid is John Mayer pro! Must've been a total eargasm...

by Ellovieey August 1, 2012

EARGHth!

Earth: the third planet in order from the Sun, upon which humans live. Represented in astronomy and astrology by ♁ and ⊕.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

EARGHth!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Earth.

"EARGHth!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 13, 2013

Eargasmic

When a song sounds so amazing that it gives you an orgasm in your ear

Friend: Hey bro, check out this song!
Me: I've already heard it. Its eargasmic!

by gottabelou December 17, 2014

eargasm

To hear music so good and so loud that you feel like you just orgasmed. It's what you have when you walk into a really good nightclub.

Jack: Dude...That demo was excellent!

Matt: For real?

Jack: Yeah, man! I think I just had an eargasm or somethin'!

by bootyliciousthug December 11, 2008

eargasm

When you're listening to a song/artist and it suddenly feels like fingers are sliding down your back. You throw your head back and float.

"Tokio Hotel's music is really eargasmic!"

by Liebebill July 10, 2007