eggs benedict

when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.

Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.

by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009

Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.

"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"

by Spence D January 6, 2008

eggs cracked

When a girl gets fucked

Girl you're going to get your eggs cracked tonight

by Macy321 December 9, 2017

Eggs benny

you eat eggs benedict then you fuck a girl doggy style and before you cum you puke the eggs benedict on her back and blow your load on it for the hollandaise sauce

I Gave April the eggs benny last night

by kombucha20 January 17, 2009

Eggs Benedick

During intercourse before ejeculation the man pulls out and cums in his own belly button and then the girl squats over him and urinates over it so it runs down his stomach and his dick.

Dude this chick was so hott I totally let her Eggs Benedick me it was awesome.

by Smelly Smellerton June 25, 2010

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

Eggs and bacon royal

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.

She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.

by Themergener September 4, 2017