Drunkelton

1. A proper name for a specific person who is overly intoxicated at any given hour of the day.

I was out last night having cocktails with my friends and ran into John Drunkelton, drooling and slurring every word.

by Chictexas November 11, 2006

Dunkleman!

When you say something around a group of people and everyone acts like they didn't hear you and/or doesn't acknowledge you. Origins from the last name of the forgotten 'American Idol' host, Brian Dunkleman.

In response to the group discussion Christie advocated, "Well, I personally think 'Three's Company' was the best sitcom of the 70s," to which no one responded or even indicated that they had heard her. Christie almost heard the crickets chirping in the background and thought to herself, "Dunkleman!"

by BlueManda April 2, 2008

dinkel bobber

guys who go ass to mouth.

That guys breath smells like ass he must be a dinkel bobber

by 8ball83 May 8, 2009

dunckel middle school

Farmington hills michigan
dunckel middle school is a nasty ass trifling prison in which the principal "All*n Ar****" im not tryna say da full name cause that ugly ass beef camel toe raped a few students but thats some other shit, bitches at this school are either A) bad as fuck B) ugly as fuck or C) done fucked twelve niggas and a zeebra plus we got ugly ass muthafuckas like the vice principal and that fat indian bitch that teach math

person 1: "you go to dunckel?"
person 2:"yeah and i do heroin and fuck gerbils"

person 3: ... "dunckel middle school is on that weird shit"

PS ALL THE REAL NIGGAS GO TO HARRISON

by pusspussdoggy69 June 19, 2016

dunkle dick

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus

"You are the the dunkle dick"

by somuz January 1, 2018

Dunkleosteus

A prehistoric fish that lived during the late Devonian period. It had thick armor plates of bone over its head and neck for protection.

The teeth of Dunkleosteus were fearsome sharp blades of bone. They could easily slice through the armor of other hard-bodied animals.

Some fossils of Dunkleosteus have bite marks from the teeth of other Dunkleosteus. So these massive fish were probably cannibals.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Drunkelstiltskin

Someone with a useful set of skills, especially a rare sought-after talent, that is completely useless because they are drunk all the time.

Example 1:
Rumpelstiltskin: I'm here to spin all that straw into gold and save the miller's daughter. Hey, do you have any meds for a headache? I have a killer hangover.
Miller's friend: Dude, you smell like booze. Also, she's dead already. The King hanged her on Sunday.
Rumpelstilskin: Awwww, noooo! Really!? But I can spin the straw into gold like the King wants.
Miller's friend: That would have been useful 3 days ago when you said you'd be here.
Rumpelstiltskin: Aw man. I'm so sorry. I feel so bad about this.
Miller's friend: Yeah. Nice job, Drunkelstiltskin.
Rumpelstiltskin: I feel so bad. I need a drink.

Example 2:
John: I need some help with my Calculus homework. Do you know anyone that is taking Calculus this semester?
Bob: Well, that dude over there has a Ph.D in Mathematics. I'm sure he could help you.
John: A Ph.D, seriously? Where is he!?
Bob: He's that guy over there in the recliner chair.
John: You mean that passed out guy sitting in the chair with barf dripping down the arm of the chair?
Bob: Yep. That's him. Drunkelstiltskin is a fuckin' math genius!
John: ...

by Beavis Comeavis January 30, 2019