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Don’t Diddle December

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December
by Watson my dear December 2, 2019
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dudley

Kid: Oi look at bloody git o'er there.
Kid #2: Blimey, he's having a go at those plum puddings!
Kid: What a Dudley...
Kid #2: Indeed...
Kid: Quite...
Kid #2: OMGDEMENTORS!!!
by theboywhopeed April 3, 2012
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Nigger Dudley

An adolescent afro-american male who frequently gets into trouble or otherwise behaves naughty.

Refers to the character "Dudley" from the 1980's sitcom Diff'rent Strokes, who was best known for getting abducted and molested with Arnold by a creapy bicycle shop owner. Also did other naughty things like smoking.
"Yo did you see that little nigger dudley acting up in the supermarket? his mamma's gonna kick his ass!"
by filthy_carl October 3, 2007
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diddle

1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.
1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...
by Jimmay July 30, 2004
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diddle

Maria wouldn't be so uptight if she would just diddle herself every once in awhile.
by blocky October 18, 2012
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cock diddler

it means that you are gay and just plain and simple love to diddle cock in and around your mouth-- to diddle ones cock means to toss or jossle around in ones hand or mouth. if you are a girl it is a compliment to a guy...not so much.
"That new kid Aidan is such a cock diddler."
"Oh boy, my girlfriend is a great cock diddler."
by Christian Giordano April 28, 2008
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Widdle Diddle

A name for a Mauritian girl who has an amazing smile and big beautiful eyes. If you find one of these, never mess up as they are very rare!
1. Wooooow! Widdle Diddle...you are amazing!

2. You are so amazing, you must be a Widdle Diddle!
by Mikcakes Luvin' October 30, 2010
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