double duce

a .22 cal gun

i capped ya wit a double duce

by b August 6, 2003

il Duce

Literally translates to "The Duce" in English. A name similar to Fuhrer, self proclaimed on Benito Musollini to parallel himself to Adolf Hitler. He was simply Hitler's bitch, lackey and homosexual love interest from the beginning of WWII to the very end. He was removed from office in 1944 and hid in Italy's mountains for months before being rescued by the Germans. He was shot and hanged upside down in 1945 in a town square somwhere in Italy, nobody really gives a shit exactly where it happened.

Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)

by Mike Potter September 23, 2005

double duce

A twenty-two ounce bottle of beer or malt-liquor. Sometimes people refer to twenty-four ounce bottles of beer as double duces.

I just drank a double duce of colt 45

by Mista 40 August 13, 2008

sling a duce

v.To defecate, take a shit/dump, drop bombs.To void feces from the bowels. Esp. in relation to defecating in someone elses toilet or during a gathering, party.

Oh man, I've got to sling a duce in your bathroom yo. Sorry!

by steve dog July 17, 2006

7k Duce

‘7k Duce’ is a 17 year old Cleveland, Ohio musical artist. He is self oriented, only sticking along side his close brothers Tooda & B3, who are both driving forces in his music.

“You heard that new 7k Duce?”
“Yeah, that nigga go crazy”

by Da G0at October 6, 2021

Dropping a Duce

When you drop a massive rock hard shit in your grandparents bathroom after being constipated for 2 hours.

Daughter: Hey Grandma, my sister took a poo in the toilet and it wouldn’t flush cause it was hard as rock!!

Grandma: Oh don’t worry sweetie if it’s diamond hard then your sister is just dropping a Duce

by kewlsmartfunnyboi March 28, 2019

Hoover duce

A fake gang name that a desperately white boy made up. It means, "I got two vacuum cleaners"

"Hoover duce bitches!"

"Whats that?"

"It's my gang yo!"

by stiltz March 24, 2005