dual

A second account created by a message board user for the purpose of posting more or less anonymously, or to defeat a posting ban that has been placed on that user's primary account.

Also called a sock puppet

Message board poster: Why did you ban Numero Uno? Did he pwn your ass one to many times?

Message board admin: Suck it, dual

by For Whom the Bell Trolls May 24, 2009

Dual-sexual

A sexual orientation in which a member of both sexes must be present in addition to a dual-sexual individual in a sexual scenario for that dual-sexual individual to become sexually aroused. Members of both sexes do not need to participate, but simply be present. For example, a dual-sexual individual could be intimate with a woman, but only if another man is present. This other man could simply sit in the corner and read the newspaper, but so long as he is there the dual-sexual individual will become aroused.

He's dual-sexual! He's not gay, but he needs a dude there to get in the mood!

by Condor Jenkins March 22, 2011

Dealzilla

A deal, a bargain, one monster of a deal.

deeeaalllzilllaa - one monster of a deal - Eazy A

by JoeDella November 14, 2004

Dualtach

Massive dick big chick magnet gets all the pussy. Will steal ur girl and ur mom at the same time with his massive dick.

Wheres my mom
Dualtach must of taken her

by PussyWhisperer6969 December 17, 2019

Duallies

The act of having, or saying, two of something.

"Josh and I are going to the mall later"
"How many n00bs are going?"
"DUALLIES"

by Ol' Jonesy April 2, 2013

Teh dual wielding

Usually a line to make fun of Microsoft/Xbox fanboys when they get too full of themselves. "Teh dual wielding" literally refers to one of the features in Halo 2 that wasn't in the original Halo, in which you can hold two guns at the same time. Xbox and/or Halo fanboys really thought this was teriffic, and sometimes even say it's the best improvment or feature of the game. Non-Microsoft/Xbox fanboys tried to point out that the dual wielding of weapons can be found in games much earlier than Halo, but no one really listened. Now, people generally quote in fictional situations with them saying lines containing "teh dual wielding" to effectively portray how pathetically unwavering their faith is in Halo 2's "innovations".

Xbox Fanboy: LOL!! U TEH STUPID N00B GAMECUBE FANBOY FAGG!! HALO 2 PWNZ UR SHIT METROID LOL PWNED!!!!111ONE11

Me: Halo 2 isn't that great. Maybe you should really look into other games a little more seriously before you become so judgemenal.

Xbox Fanboy: But...but...teh dual wielding...*cries*

by KingNothing September 21, 2005

dually

A computer which runs two processors on one motherboard, often used for servers or in computer farms.

My server is a dually with two 1.6 Xeon LV's running at 3.2 ghz each on an Asus PC-DL.

by Holli4Pirating February 4, 2007