Chocolate Dipped Rosebud

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.

I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

i just dropped the soap

Something you say when you just got raped, messed up something in a huge way, or got killed in a game. Usually in a metaphorical way.

when he got all my chips in poker in one turn, it felt like i just dropped the soap

by andrewkid January 18, 2011

dropped the bat

Had a shit. Sometimes it can be stated as "dropped his bat".
Especially funny when cricket commentators observe certain things.

"Don't go in there for ten minutes I've just dropped the bat"

"O jeeeeez have you dropped your bat"

In cricket commentry...
"Montgommery to bowl to Jefferies now and ... oh .. jefferies has dropped his bat in front of the stumps, and its put the wicket keeper off his concentration"

by London El Vis October 4, 2005

Dripper

When sitting on the crapper for a long time after the poop comes out and your ass starts to leak a fluid that is not quite water but is clear and thick and greasy.

I was sitting on the shitter and stuff started to drip out so I called it a dripper.

The big dripper is more noticable than the little dripper.

by Ryanballs July 16, 2007

double dipped

The act of a female receiving sexual penetration from both the front and rear at the same time.

"Yo, at the party the other night, I walked in on Mary getting double dipped by Tom and Harry!"

by stenro April 20, 2006

dropped

Dropped - To trip somebody or take them to the ground with ease

Andy: Guess who had a fight today

Samantha: Who?

Andy: Tyler and Sean

Samantha: dead ass? Who one?

Andy: Tyler did, he dropped that nigga when he stalled on him

by Guarangochango May 7, 2011

dipped

Dressed really nice; fashionable, early 90's

man, that dude is dipped fo sure!

by Shaneo October 17, 2003