Bakers dozen

When a baker slips you an extra egg.

Terry slipped me a bakers dozen.

by Adam_nation March 27, 2018

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

by Logizyme November 25, 2017

mexican dozen

When a hispanic gives you only eleven tamales when you ordered twelve.

Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!

by Vance Freeman May 29, 2017

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

by JerryMinky February 14, 2023

Dirty Dozen

1-See D12.
2-See dirty dozens.

by Fangsta March 20, 2003

Brewers Dozen

11 bottles/cans of beer. When you visit a brewery and are given a box of beer with one short, because the brewer drank it.

I got a brewers dozen of beer from XYZ brewery today.

by mfgeorge January 17, 2012

dozen matter

Does not matter, of no concern or consequence

Dozen matter what you wear, slongas you are there.

by Hercolena Oliver December 28, 2008