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dosser

A term used by Tyson Fury (professional heavy weight boxer) to describe someone that is stupid
“don’t talk to me you big dosser” - Tyson Fury to literally anyone
by Grieve August 12, 2023
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Dosser

A dosser is term commonly used the south-west of ireland to describe someone who doesn’t have a job, doesn’t want to do anything productive or anything to better their lives. A lot of these people live off social welfare payments (dole heads) to sit back and do nothing while their friends and family partake in education or employment.

A lot of dossers take drugs, drink alcohol, and complain about their dossery livelihoods all while doing absolutely nothing to change it.
Look at that stupid dosser doing absolutely nothing with himself”
“What a dosser she is for not going to school”
“His friends are a bunch of dossers”
by .slangmaster. January 25, 2024
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Dosed

"Dosed" means mind-blowing and amazing, referring to incredible facts about the world that make us trip out about the world and our place in it.

It probably originates from the podcast "DOSED with Abby Martin", spreading from the West Coast to the Midwest around 2023.
-Butterflies are crazy. Their whole bodies liquefy while they transform in the chrysalis, but they somehow keep their memories from their time as a caterpillar.
-Whoa...that's dosed.
by ahr vulture March 12, 2024
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Dassed

When someone unqualified to teach a class creates questions he does not know the answer to, and grades them using AI, while being wrong and unwilling to discuss it. Inspired by a real life professor.
Did you know that professor John dassed the last exam?
by UNACS December 1, 2024
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dostedt

Dostedt means "what" in Japanese, or so a 4chan /a/ user once claimed after talking about how he was learning the language from watching his chinese cartoons. It is probably a corruption of "dōshite" (どうして), which actually means "why", "what for" or "how".
OP goes into a Japanese restaurant
OP: "Can I have some ramen, ohayougozaimas sic"
Waiter: "We don't have ramen, also it's 3PM"
OP: "dostedt"
by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover November 9, 2025
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oh dissed

To own someone (not a verb, see example)
A: The Knights beat the Piratees 21-9.
B: Oh dissed.
by Jamal Brown December 1, 2007
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Dirty dosser

A trampy individual that is highly lazy
'Hes such a dirty dosser' i know he is
by Theirishkingy January 2, 2019
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