door dosser

Someone who claims to be looking for a job, but ends up in the pub smoking by the main door and dossing around

John told me he was out looking for a job, but a friend told me he was at the pub smoking and messing with his friends. She advised me that he lies and is a door dosser.

by BritishLas January 6, 2014

mad donger

A Song (Usually Rap) That Goes Fucking Hard

Yo Tyrone Was Dropping Those Mad Dongers When I Passed Him The Aux Cord

by Ya Boy Claud December 30, 2014

throbbing donger

The results of consuming the prescribed amount of Viagra, then immediately getting blue balls.

Met this chick, thought it was a sure thing. Her ugly friend ended up cock-blocking me, so now I'm left with this throbbing donger.

by The hitchhiker June 29, 2017

Balby Dosser

When you live in Balby in Doncaster and you just doss around balby for example at the macdonalds or go town dossing.

What you doing you BALBY DOSSER!

by Balby Dosser February 3, 2019

hank donner

my favorite person in the whole world

my name is gwen and hank donner is my favorite person in the world

by Biggleboggleswigigig September 6, 2021

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017

Hyde Park Dosser

When you doss about Hyde park smacked off your bean. You’ll often either trek it to the chippy cos it’s fish bits or get yourself some Avengers End Game bud from man like Ryan Theobald

What you doing you Hyde Park Dosser? Off to the chippy mate fuck off!

by ThatsPeekDon August 30, 2019