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donkey drunk

Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.
"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."

"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."

"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"
by Ryan McIver November 14, 2006
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Donkey's Years

Used to describe a very long passing of time.
I haven't seen Melvin in Donkey's Years! Not even sure I'd recognize him if he walked up to me.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022
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donkey raping shit eater

fuck off you donkey raping shit eater
-Eric cartman, southpark
by turd December 11, 2003
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donkey juice

A mix of several different types of alchohol. Gets your super drunk
"man that donkey juice is still hurting my head"
by 0101fuckoff January 18, 2017
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donkey raping shit-eater

someone who feasts on excrement whilst fornicating with equine animals
by roger mellie June 27, 2003
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brass donkey

Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.
I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.
by Johnny Panic December 20, 2007
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okey dokey smokey

Okey: “The Approval” (of something)
Dokey: “The Acton” (alright {or fine} let’s do it)
Smokey: “The Person” (to whomever you’re talking to).

Okey Dokey Smokey is…
1.) Used to indicate that something is finished and that something else will now be done or discussed…
Okey Dokey Smokey, let’s move to the next item on the agenda.
2.) Give approval for (or of) something, on an agenda or consent

It’s said in an acceptable, tolerable, or satisfactory manner (informal)
It is often used (in a laid back manner) after a smart ass comment(s) of an individual asking for your approval of something.
Its used on the moment: If someone asks you,
Q: “Can I just sit down for a minute?”
A: “Okey Dokey Smokey...”
by Jimmyboyandgetyourownholebitch November 6, 2008
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