weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

by wackomenace August 28, 2004

Stouffville District Secondary school

Stouffville District Secondary School is a predominantly white and brown school, it’s seen as a shit school with reckless students. It’s filled with druggys and stoners and it’s the home of Acid Boy, who one day decided to take acid at school, had a bad trip and bat shit crazy. He beat up many people, got jumped and ended it by giving the principal a smooch on the lips. His legacy lives one.

Person 1: hey you go to Stouffville District Secondary School?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: you hate your life?
Person 2: yes
Sdss is a school

by Poop yooo October 21, 2021

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Going The Distance

This phrase or expression was coined by Jillian Quist #JILLIANQUIST when it is used in relation to the extent an individual will GO or DOES GO when it comes to their #KnottyQuotient and the duration in terms of an actual amount of TIME as in HOURS and the AMOUNT as in the. QUANITY or NUMBER of #K9 DOGS an individual WILL or CAN or even DOES get #KNOTTED by as the #GoldStandard is set by and will #ALLWAYS be set and any individual will be compared or critiqued or looked at by how their #RuffLineQuotient matches up and stacks up with JILLIAN QUIST when the critical #RuffStats go head 2 head and the #KnottyRuffEvaluators are given the statistical weight indicators thats allowable by the #AKA American Kennel Association and the #BarkFactor is looked at and the location is compared to the god father of all god father Holy Grails of Locals and geographical areas As the #ROSEVILLE CA district outside of #Sacramento CA has been analyized and looked at by the most respected minds and actual CenturionAwardCraneOperator LifeTimeAchievement Recepients and its been given and bestowed upon its municipality to have achieved or garnered a level of such a factor of #Knottyrufftimes that can #KNOT will #KNOT and will #ALLWAYS have the biggest and ruffest and Slurpiest and be the locale of all locales if an individual wants to be at the most elite of the elite when they GO THE DISTANCE #GoTheDistance

Nobody and I mean nobody can quite GO and I'm talking Going The Distance like that #Jillijill girl out of #ROSEVILLE as that girl CAN and DOES GO the COMPLETE DISTANCE and goes for speed greed and Has no shame and does #KNOTprotect at all as she is the #ULTIMATEBULLY

by UltimateBully January 2, 2020

disturding

Disturbing things that happen while taking a shit.

I thought I had passed a real big one but when I looked in the toilet there was nothing there. It was disturding.

by messedupzero September 27, 2008

distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Distance Courage

The act of saying something threatening, menacing, aggressive etc… to someone else at a physical or virtual distance that would not be said face-to-face due to fear of retribution. Similar terms are Facebook Courage, Distance Thug and Virtual Balls.

Did you see that numbnuts getting all gangster on Larry from across the parking lot last night? Heh heh, once Larry was in that maggot’s face, everyone saw him for the pussy he really was. What a shameful display of Distance Courage at its finest!

by Lebowskis Rug November 3, 2012