Distraction

What a girl is called for wearing a tank top

YOU'RE A DISTRACTION TO THE BOYS HOW DARE YOU SHOW OUR SHOULDERS HAVE YOU NO SHAME
*a few days later*
So I'm health class today we will be talking about self love

by Truths no cap November 22, 2021

Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

Disdragtion

The act of using drag as a distraction to heavier issues in one's life.

Honestly drag started as a bit of fun then it became a disdragtion.

by GayHomosexualFish May 16, 2022

Discretion

Not provoking touchy sotuation/topic using right words or behaving in a certain manner

Frank talked with discretion to the grieving widow

by Poopeater69420 May 30, 2022

Discretionship

A relationship that formed under questionable circumstances, or dishonesty and therefore must be kept a secret at all costs.

They couldn't discuss their discretionship in public, because all of their friends knew she was married, and knew her husband.

by TacticalSandwich December 6, 2022

Descriptionist

A person who described stuff for a living

Tim: whats your job?
Jim: im a descriptionist
Tim: what is that?
Jim: i describe stuff for people

by Ashth3d1n0 December 10, 2022

Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.

Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.

by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023