disasterporn

What you see on TV when the news channels go into 24-hour disaster mode. As a viewer, you respond as you do for flesh porn -- you can't turn your eyes away, you keep coming back to it, you never are fulfilled after watching it, and you feel bad inside when you're done. For examples of disaster porn, withess Fox's coverage of the hurricanes of 2005, or CNN/Fox/MSNBC for the Sept 11, 2001 terror attacks.

I've watched the last 2 weeks of hurricane disasterporn.

by Cmackg September 27, 2005

disastrophe

A really, really bad problem. Worse than a disaster, worse than a catastrophe.

Did you see how he screwed up the presentation? It was a disastrophe!

by Rick Rodrick September 24, 2003

dissimulation

Ksi album name

Ksi album name is dissimulation

by Jdjdjsjdjdjdksks April 17, 2020

disabilism

This is an attitude or behaviour whereby people with a disability are, or have been discriminated against on the basis of their disability

A person in a wheelchair is asked to leave a cafe as the staff feel the wheelchair user is blocking the way for other customers or that they are a hazard for evacuation of the cafe in the event of a fire, or other such emergency. This action against the disabled person could be described as disabilism.

by Peter E Allen January 10, 2008

walking disaster

A person who don't know how to do anything right.

You are a walking disaster, everything you touch and do get ruined!

by JDott August 5, 2016

Triple Denim Disaster

The fashion crime of wearing a denim shirt with denim jeans and denim jacket, hence the triple denim disaster. Most likely to be sported by Jeremy Clarkson.

Fashion Police 1: Oh God, there's Clarkson again!
Fashion Police Rooky: Oh my god! Is that-?
Fashion Police 1: That's right kid. The Triple Denim Disaster!
Fashion Police Rooky: It...burns!!!

by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009

Socially Disabilitated Bitch

A person who is the single biggest mega-bitch of them all. A person who hates everyone that is good and, and in doing this dampers the entire social environment around them. they talk shit about you in front of your friends and then talk shit about your friends around you. A person who is so socially unacceptable that you reminisce about blunt force trauma when they say anything within a 10 foot radius of you. You don't want to hurt this person your self, they don't deserve being hurt by mortals. Some fate sent down by the gods will suffice. this is not a very curable disease, but someday we may find a cure.

Person 1: "God he is such a narrcissist."
Person 2: "No, he is a really good friend of mine."
Person 1: "Oh. I hate him. He thinks he is cool and smart, when actually he is dumb."
Person 2: "He is smarter than you."
Person 1: "Yea, well your pants are for girls."
Person 2: "Your a Socially Disabilitated Bitch."

by wyomingboy1900 October 8, 2009