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ass to hand distance

the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.

usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)

depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.

it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass

Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass
by Con-man June 16, 2007
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social distance warrior

A social distance warrior is someone who shames another person for going outside during the COVID-19 pandemic
Look at the social distance warrior, shaming people for exercising outside.
by cup_of_STFU March 31, 2020
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Long Distance Diva

A strong spirited and saucy woman who is in a long distance relationship. Usually found in company of other Long Distance Divas sharing stories of their most recent same-city romantic conquest
Once she started dating someone out of state, she became a total Long Distance Diva.
by Jordan0517 February 20, 2010
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the distance

The entirety of a game, race, length, or sexual encounter.
McNabb threw one for the distance with 10 seconds to go and the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Joey told Katie that he would finally be able to go the distance this time, but once again he "blew it" before the game even started.
by Nick D January 26, 2004
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going the distance

completing the job
1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"

2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."
by Jake March 5, 2004
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Long-distance Relationship

A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.
Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.
by Sinkes January 1, 2009
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Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly
Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
by trets May 7, 2009
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