TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.
This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.
This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.
Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.
Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.
Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.
by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010
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Note: People on the ps3 know what this is so ask them.
Note: People on the ps3 know what this is so ask them.
1. Dude, you suck so much, you just got dielawnzed.
2. Tom97 just got dielawnzed so bad, so now he's pissed off at everybody and screaming.
2. Tom97 just got dielawnzed so bad, so now he's pissed off at everybody and screaming.
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