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all beef diet

A term for people who have a problem with everyone and everything. It can also be used for people who are starting problems with everyone.
Mary is really pissing people off since she has been on that all beef diet
by lmntalone May 3, 2010
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Plant based diet

A diet consisting of only plant foods, that excludes all animal products -or- a vegan diet without necessarily accepting or rejecting the ethical aspects of veganism.
-I'm eating a plant based diet
But Some meat tho?
-No, plant based, only plants.
And cheese?
-No. Just plants.
What about eggs?
-*sigh*
by Cap obviousness July 19, 2017
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ramen noodle diet

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.
Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."
by GlazeHer December 31, 2013
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Mac Miller Diet

a diet for people of a younger age (late teens/college kids). Its popularity has come about from references in songs by mac miller, particularly senior skip day. It consists mostly of waffles topped with scrambled eggs (due to a lack of syrup), cream cheese bagels, and eggos with milk. combinations of koolaid and frozen pizza and smoking weed and eating yogurt are also very popular choices of people using this diet.
grocery list: frozen pizza, koolaid, waffles, eggs, milk, bagels, weed
(guy looks at list): "Yup, just eating that mac miller diet"
by lifesprettychill December 8, 2011
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dethklok

The most metal, brutal, deepest, blackest band ever imagined, thought of or existed in all history in any part of this universe or any alternate universes that may or may not exist. Their exploits range from ridiculously amazing stage shows, in which there are thousands of casualties, to summoning massive trolls that completely destroy Finland, recording awesome jingles for coffee companies, and jamming out with their rather brutal families. They employ hundreds of Dethklok slaves to do their evil bidding. They are so brutal.
Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Taller than a tree!
Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee!
William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface!
Pickles the drummer, doodly doo, doodly dee!
Nathan Explosion!
by dethklok November 16, 2006
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debt diet

You are officially on a debt diet when you repitdly use phrase "Given the state of the economy...." or even simpler "I can't go out, I'm fucking broke."

Your budget constrains you to the essentials: Gas, Food, Weed. You have even backed off the dollar menu, because lets face it, even chicken nuggets are $1.19 at Wendy's now, and they charge for extra bbq sauce.

You have been reduced to eating salad, cold cuts and cereal, and live for free bagel Monday's at work.

Cigs? Forget it, you look for 2nd hand smoke.

You break down everything you do into dollar and cents.
"Hey lets go downtown tonight for drinks"

"What are you nuts!? 5 bucks a beer and 2.70 for a gallon of gas."
"I thought you were losing weight, I didnt know it was because of a debt diet!"

"i totally even forgot that it was Tuesday, no pizza for me tho, i'm spending as little as possible
i'm on debt diet"

"I haven't eaten solids in 2 weeks"
"Thats terrible for you, why"
"Fuck the south beach diet...I'm on the debt diet...CUP OF NOODLES BITCH"
by Jrockwhc June 2, 2009
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Heart Healthy Diet

A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.

The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.

old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?

young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...

old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.

young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...

old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.

Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
by TheDink September 20, 2011
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