Decklan

Usually a medium height fat cunt with barely any friends. You usually spot him playing sports like basketball and missing trying to take shots like step curry but he misses. He usually has a crush on a fat girl named Mikayla Dawson and he doesn't admit it and all his friends make fun of him for it. He usually cries or rages when someone takes his stuff when you go to his house you'll find food everywhere but when you tell him to eat some he'll say "I don't have any" even though he weighs 100kg

Dude 1: Look it's decklan
Dude 2: Oh yeah that fat cunt

by Big daddy jarvis December 9, 2021

edward dickhands

What Coco does every night

Wow, Coco has been doing edward dickhands a lot recently

by cocohasnodick August 16, 2016

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

dickdance

Tucking your penis between your legs to make a mangina and dancing

The dickdance was done by Jane Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs" and Jay in "Clerks II"

by Motrin Abuser January 27, 2007

dicknancy

Like a certain fagot or bitch

" Goerge kostakis is a dicknancy "

by chizled your dad 77 February 4, 2009

Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

by papplemanger July 13, 2010

Dickling

A small, delicate, dainty chair. Usually painted with pastel colors. Typically used for tea or garden parties by the wealthy.

"Darling, go fetch the porcelain dickling set! The neighbors are coming for tea."

by JustFizzy November 9, 2012