Dickmatized

Someone who is hipnotized by the dick

Yo this bitch will do anything her man say. She's dickmatized.

by It's me bitchhh July 16, 2017

Dickwatch

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

by Soldat222 April 5, 2011

Dicktater

A mis-spelt version of Dictator.

In this case used as a joke term for a Dictator who is an ass (as many are).

Also can be extended as "Greasy Dicktaters", a common used name to insult fellow political members.

Politic1: That dicktater needs to be hung!
Politic2: Agreed to that! Hang him high!
Politic3: Very high! And VERY dry indeed!
Dicktater: Lol Wut?

by Spaztik-Plaztik June 12, 2007

dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

by GI Bro June 8, 2004

dickball

1. a ball composed of squished together dicks, much like a snowball.

2. a dick that is in the form of a ball, much like a bouncy ball, but being made of dick instead of rubber.

"That guy honestly came to my house, and drank all my alcohol, what a dickball."

by LaCross February 5, 2009

Dickbag

A mix of someone acting like a douchebag and a dickhead. Therefore, a Dickbag. Meant as an insult, if someone takes it as a compliment, that means they're more fucked up in the brain.

"My ex is such a dickbag for cheating on me"

"that girl really needs to shut up an stop being such a dickbag."

"Why must our teacher be such a dickhead??"

by Country_girl February 25, 2013

dicktator

a person who drills a hole in a potato puts the potato on his dick with a paper bag on his head and runs in the direction the dicktator points

he was a dicktator for halloween.

by deacon012005 July 12, 2007