When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.
I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.
by mick nullen August 7, 2021
Get the suck dick paradoxmug. by O O F L O R D January 14, 2018
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Get the Suck Dick Novembermug. Cameron: Nicholas sucks dicks!
Nicholas: Bitch I'm going to kick your ass!
Cameron: Fat ones! 365 days a year!
Nicholas: Bitch here I come!
Cameron: What I didn't hear you there was too many dicks in your mouth!
Nicholas: Bitch I'm going to kick your ass!
Cameron: Fat ones! 365 days a year!
Nicholas: Bitch here I come!
Cameron: What I didn't hear you there was too many dicks in your mouth!
by nicksucksdick October 21, 2011
Get the Nicholas Sucks Dicksmug. Suck Dick Sunday is a tradition in which every Sunday all the homies meet up and suck each other off.
by omriberchman July 15, 2022
Get the Suck Dick Sundaymug. Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh
by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020
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When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
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