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Dick in Mouth

Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.
Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .

Examlpe 2:

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .

Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
by Big Sammy Fish Head May 16, 2008
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Dick In Me Face

interjection

1. an americanized version of the British colloquial shit the bed often used in place of more common interjections(Shit, Damn it, Fuck, etc.)

2. used to express frustration, anger, and the feelings generally associated to one making a mistake or something going wrong.

3. a term used when you get slapped in the face by a proverbial phallus(Dick)
{when walking to the bathroom early in the morning a person stubs their toe}

person:Dick in me Face!

{You been having a bad day and someone gives you some more bad news(the straw that breaks the camels back)}

Person 1: Dude, you car just got towed!
Person 2: Dick In Me Face!
by Crim385 January 1, 2009
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dick in the mud

The act of Anal Butt and she/he/it shit into the partner penis
I was with Cindy last Night and she really gave Me a Dick in the Mud.
by Pizza guy 37 July 10, 2016
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Dick-In-The-Yard

To be so completely wasted that you end up the next morning face down with your dick in the yard.
Guy 1: Man, I wasn't THAT zooted.
Guy 2: Dude, you were so dick-in-the-yard that we had to drag you back to your dorm.
by Toe Hold Mama January 8, 2021
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Dick in mouth syndrome

Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.
"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"

"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
by Powderkegg October 10, 2008
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dick in the dirt

1. The act of being lazy and/or dicking around.

2. In a bad situation with a female friend
by acced March 8, 2010
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dick in the face

by hood08 October 10, 2008
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