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Urban Dics

"Small cock having lazy shits that can't do jackshit themselves and live in a basement all having lemon parties, if I get banned well then you just prove my point"
Stop having urban dics

DONT BE AN URBAN DIC
by TheGOAT_GIO June 25, 2017
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Dic Urbans

1. A restaurant where farmers and the help meet to run shit... A secret restaurant where farmers (shepherds) meet with multi-talented employees and volunteers meet for the multiplication of the flocks, crops and the good for its property's, dominions.
Senetor John asked the secretary to make a reservation at Dic Urbans to discuss a raise for the farm.
by N8BaLLIN March 4, 2023
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dry dic december

use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute

dont take showers

avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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Dic Mac

1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010
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