Demmer Mile

The act of wanting to improve your running but not showing up to run

He asked if we wanted to run the Demmer Mile but never showed up.

by six a October 19, 2022

Deuter Romney

Deuter Romney is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Mitt Romney versus the book of Deuteronomy.

"Mitt Shalt Not Wipe Deuter Romney Either Onomy or Off of Me. Or On Anything Else That's Helpless!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 20, 2023

Deuteronomy

Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!

"Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy As I Would Deuter On To You!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

Deuter Ron Jeremy

Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.

"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

Deuter

The word deuter (or the plural form of deuters) is the basic term for fecal matter or shit, but while used as a noun in the previous case, it can also be used as a verb: as in to deuter on something. If you are ever making reference to deutering on a guy named Ron, you must say Deuter-Ron him and be specific enough to include his last name. Example: Thou shalt not Deuter-Ron-Jeremy. This word dates back all of the way to the book of Deuteronomy.

"Thou shalt not deuteronomy the way that I would deuter on to you!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Deuter Enema

Deuteronomy from the outside, inside and out.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Deuter Enema between the shaft!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023

Demerit

Aidan From My Generation Energy in Hyannis

“That’s another demerit Aidan”

by anonymous August 11, 2023