decockgestant

A cocksuckers remedy used to get rid of a bad taste in their mouth. Usually needed by men or women who constantly suck up to their boss to get ahead or feel important.

"He has been sucking up to his boss so much, he'll need some decockgestant to get the taste of his boss's cock out of his mouth."

"When she comes out from under her boss's desk, she'll need some decockgestant and some floss.

by johnjamescecilalawishusIII September 11, 2011

Derick

An alias given to someone who has sexual feelings for the same sex and likes children

Derick stares at children all day especially if they are little boys

by Bingleton bingledorf II May 4, 2022

the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck

a crappy t mobil commercial

"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores

by wopo January 24, 2009

dericks

spots with pussy white heads, often found in clusters. DO NOT EAT. Usually associated with eric or norman

Geffrey is covered in dericks, they show through his catsuit when he runs.

by boc, boc, boc on a tree November 30, 2003

Derick

An absolute dickhead like the bottom of the barrel, how low can he go for something that’s not a body pillow or his hand. This guy is the definition of a pathetic looser that eats popcorn with spoon.

Person 1: is that Derick?
Person 2: yeah it is let’s get away he smells like hotdog water

by The is my favorite letter June 16, 2019

dirty derick

is when a girl fingers herself and puts cum on his eyes...; when a guy poos and takes a little with his fingers and puts it in the belly button...

you totally dirty derick your man

by your mom's mom's mom's dad's January 10, 2009

Desockoprived

when you are in a rush to find matching socks and you already have the only one that isnt an exotic color and then you have to empty out your whole sock drawr to discover that the other non-exotic colored sock wasnt there to begins with, but instead it is dirty, in the process of getting cleaned, or missing.

"John, you're late!"
"Sorry boss, i was desockoprived! it wasnt my fault! And look at my exotic-colored socks i have on that i had to wear!"

by sydne132 January 11, 2009