Deuche Bag Effect

The principal that in a group of three or more people, there will always be at least one deuche bag.

Dude, I'd love her friends, but the deuche bag effect kicked my ass.

by Admiral_Dane September 23, 2009

deuche bumb

bumbing a ciggy when then person asking already has some

yo dude can i deuche bumb from ya

by peeeeeeenisssss September 3, 2009

Dechene

Western Canadian Coast term which refers to a beautiful blonde female. Dechene is the sexiest most loyal girl you could ever meet. They enjoy video games, fine wines, cats and the occasional doobie. They are very creative and have been known to possess great art skills along with keen design intuition.

Me: "Woah your design skills are outta this world."
Rachael: " Guess I'm a Dechene"

by Bloodydumpster December 9, 2017

deuchebaggery

The act of being a deuchebag intentionally for personal entertainment

Enough with the deuchebaggery, Just let me leave

by Sykodiamond August 16, 2008

donkey deuche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.

in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.

by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

deuchewa

a)Someone who's being/ acting retarded
b)someone who pisses you off
c)someone who's mean to you for no reason
d)someone who doesn't comment you back on myspace.
Or just a really annoying person you dislike.

"Shut up, you're being such a deuchewa"

"Look at her, she's such a slut.
"I know, she's a deuchewa."

by LelahMunster December 6, 2007

deuche noodle

Is an insult used for a girl that needs to deuche.

Are we at the aquarium or is she a deuche noodle?

by LiL. O. April 12, 2008