Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.

"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019

Denise Capriel

Denis Capriel likes to suck his fathers dick in the morning & eat out his mom at the night.

Denise Capriel is a freak

by Vanelawl February 7, 2018

Denise the Menace

Denise points&laughs at u
Cries when u do the same 2 her

Denise hits u wen u disobey her INSANE demands
But no hitting Denise back,nonono
Cant do dat,cs Denise get butthurt

Denise make ALL the decisions
Because "clearly" u "cant"

Bc "ur stupid" (actual Denise qoute)
Ur out here working ur butt off 2 survive
While Denise sits on her throne dictating
Denise - the cunt queen Ant 🐜👑

The truth about Denise...
Denise does not know best,watsoever.
she is wrong ALL THE FKN TIME!

U were the clever 1 allalong,not Denise.
Denise will keep drainin ur blood
til All That Remains is water
But u have b4 & u will again - w/ courage & strength
turn dat water into fiine wine

(apparently in this metaphor ur jesus? idk wot im doin sry)

Fk u Denise the Menace
Fragile bitchass narcissist
Avoid at all costs
Batteries not includd

by Notap0et November 2, 2024

Denise

(noun, also verb) n. The girl who makes you lose Whamageddon. v. Making someone lose Whamageddon.

I thought you were a friend, but when you tricked me into hearing "Last Christmas", I realized you were a total Denise.
I was Denised on Facebook, thanks to someone who shall remain nameless. OK, it was Denise.

by WhiteFordFocus2008 December 22, 2020