Doofus Delaney

When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom

Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩

by fatherdickmas January 17, 2021

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Campbell Delaney

A very sexy and handsome little man, that masterbates to monkey autism porn every night

I am a Campbell Delaney

by Funny Gay February 19, 2023

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delaney davis

delaney davis has dr pepper pussy, period

person 1: “hey what’s that smell?”
person 2: “oh that’s delaney davis, her pussy smells like dr. pepper because that’s all she drinks.”
person 1: must suck for bobby

by PSHS CONFESSIONS November 5, 2019

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Delaney Grace is the most amazing person ever and extremely beautiful. This girl should be treated the absolute most respect ever. She deserves the world and deserves the best. She is the funniest person you will ever met and the nicest person ever. If you ever met Delaney Grace you better be treating her amazing and better be the best you can

Delaney Grace: beautiful girl and should be given the best everything

by Delaneysamazing.thatstheend February 1, 2021

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