Doofus Delaney

When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom

Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩

by fatherdickmas January 17, 2021

Campbell Delaney

A very sexy and handsome little man, that masterbates to monkey autism porn every night

I am a Campbell Delaney

by Funny Gay February 19, 2023

delaney davis

delaney davis has dr pepper pussy, period

person 1: “hey what’s that smell?”
person 2: “oh that’s delaney davis, her pussy smells like dr. pepper because that’s all she drinks.”
person 1: must suck for bobby

by PSHS CONFESSIONS November 5, 2019

p delaney

A actual device that attaches to a mans penis and balls to make them appear to be less saggy. Can also be used during intercourse when a man's erection doesn't stand up naturally, to force it to stay up. Like a push up bra for a penis.

Girl: "My boyfriends balls are so saggy they hung to the floor, so I got him a p delaney to keep his balls from scraping the cement."

by Taco Grin March 13, 2010

Delaney york

She’s amazing lol

Delaney York aka chocolate milk girl is cool!!!

by Fllow me on tiktok-laundrymats May 19, 2021

delaney williams

An alcoholic at age 15 and keeps denying it.

Tim-Delaney Williams you are an alcoholic, Delaney Williams- Tim I’m not

by Zhmillahunt September 2, 2019

Delaney kavanaugh

A beautiful brown haired, blue eyed, short and pretty women. She is the youngest child and has a pretty smile along with a gorgeous name. She excels at Irish step dance and academics especially with math and ELA. She also loves fishing and watching movies she loves the movie series home alone and ELF. She is by far the most gorgeous, best and smartest girl to attend nauset regional middle school.

Delaney kavanaugh means to be pretty and amazing

by Hshdhdf November 18, 2021