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Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay

I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing
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Definition

In reality: The meaning of a word
On Urban Dictionary: Something sex- porn- or reproductive system-related
Definition in reality:
Hello: A greeting

Definition on Urban Dictionary:
Hello:
Said when watching porno
by Lucio Soph August 20, 2010
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definitely

The correct way to spell the oft misused DEFINATELY.
Note that "finite" appear in the word, stresing the "limits" that the definition below implies.

having distinct or certain limits
free of all ambiguity, uncertainty, or obscurity <demanded a definite answer> b : UNQUESTIONABLE, DECIDED <the quarterback was a definite hero today>

def·i·nite·ly adverb
People should definitely pay more attention to proper spelling and grammar.
by starx March 8, 2005
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Writing a definition

What I'm doing now! Yay!
by Dream Anderson July 14, 2007
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nonhumorous definition

a definition of a word that contains absolutely no humor. Upon reading the definition, the reader does not laugh, giggle, smile, grin, or even smirk, for the definition lacks anything that could be found to be even slightly funny to a stoned person. These definitions are found rampantly through the urban dictionary, but who gives a shit.
The above definition is a nonhumorous definition because it is more a rant that was given in a rather serious tone, although the speaker is one who occasionally drops subtle sarcastic remarks.
by boosh321 July 23, 2007
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Sexual definition

A definition that is related to sex in some way. Usually there are two kinds of them:

1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.

Example:

rail (n)

I shouldn't have to explain this one

2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.

Example:

hand

When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
1)

Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.

Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.

2)

Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.

The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES

*Joe gets PTSD*

Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms
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definition

If I knew what this word meant, I would place the definition here.
Can anyone place a definition here for the amazingly stupid?
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
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