southpaw dabbler

When you get a handjob from a left-handed person.

So how did last night go?
Dude, I totally got a southpaw dabbler from that hot lefty with the big tits.

by alicefreak December 13, 2007

dabberghasted

to overwhelm(someone) with shock, surprise, amaze or leave in wonder while in the act of dabbing
or... to be so high that you can't comprehend anything around you
or... when referring to a much older person who becomes brainless after a dab

Gramps used to be 'the hip stoner' back in his day but after I pulled out my oil rig, torched the nail and took a gnarly rip, he just sat there, wide eyed, completely dabberghasted by the whole process.

by WillMelee4Food June 28, 2016

Dobblering

Coined by the great Jay Dee, after Lloyd Dobbler, because Say Anything taught an entire generation of nice guy autists they're just one grand, romantic gesture away from winning the girl. The behavior of spamming a girl on social media with a surplus of likes or reacts going back a creepy duration of time (years) but rarely if ever actually speaking to her personally.

That dude is a sad case of dobblering, he liked every selfie I've ever posted within 20 minutes but has never even spoken to me.

by KRayna November 6, 2017

dibbledocker

someone with a small/micro penis with no reproductive use

bryan said cali had a “dibbledocker” because she was a secret man

by bryan.xj February 12, 2021

dabberwrld

a W merchant

*Vinicius Junior is the best player”
everyone in the chat
*W for dabberwrld*

by mrmalokneo March 17, 2021

Dabben

Dabben is a certified G.

Dabben is a gym bro, he has massive arms. Most of all he likes the glutespread.
Sometimes Dabben is very sus with the home boys.

Person 1: Can you do the glute spread?
Dabben: Of course!

by Slavhjulet October 22, 2023

Dibber-Dabber

Somebody who dibs for very small amounts

Lenny is a cheapskate...He won't even pay a dollar for a pair of board shorts at a thrift store. What a dibber-dabber!

by ErinCatherine October 22, 2008