the dirk

a dance move which consists of random moves so silly that when performed properly they nearly look professional

the girls showed the boys how to do the dirk.

the boys in turn proceeded to 'dirk it out'

some girls like to do the dirk while traveling the world

by Ballbeg Crip February 22, 2014

Dirty Dirk

When you are doorgesnoven and you’re sitting naked outside the ING office.

I’m gonna do a dirty dirk this afternoon.

by Dirkthekiller April 14, 2020

derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.

Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."

by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013

Long Dirk

The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny

I laughed so hard at the Long Dirk.

by Dallas Cowvericks November 29, 2011

Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

The Dirk Special

When a girl takes such a smelly poop that it stinks up a whole mansion.

Ewww megan plopped the dirk special!!!!!

by Yurt Groblau March 6, 2020

Jan Dirk

Amazing tall guy with big dick energy. Saves and conquers the world at the same time. Doesn’t need to say much to get what he needs. Exceptionally wide shoulders.

How intelligent that Jan Dirk

by Raverz1782 November 22, 2021