On this dick

1. being on someone's nuts

2. A ass kisser

3. To tell a slut what to do when she looks confused

I was out with my boys, and i saw a skank i knew from back in the day and i told her to get on this dick!

by SuperManChiTown June 2, 2009

dick

The male sex organ.
Big ones are enjoyed by women.
Small ones are secretly laughed at by women.
Men with small ones are told by women that size doesn't matter. Men possessing these small ones actually believe it.

Jane: "Eliza, he had the biggest dick I have ever seen. I could have played with it for hours."
Eliza: "That's hot. Isn't it funny how small guys think they have an eight inch one though? I wonder what ruler they're using!"

by Lick_it_bitch August 26, 2006

Dick

Another word for penis, an organ used for urinating and having sex

Whenver I shove my dick into Susan's pussy she moans in ecstasy.

by Greatdefsrighthereaturbandic(k March 24, 2020

dick

Slang for penis and usually is a stick of intense pleasure.

Silly faggot! Dicks are for chicks!

by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005

dick

a penis; something used to stick up a girl's pussy or ass

I felt his lubricated dick slide up my pussy as I gently moaned. It was so big, I could have sworn I felt it coming up my throat.

by Anke3000 October 9, 2005

dick

the male penis. also known as a johnson, joe, burgen, cock, ross

that guy has a long dick

by drtheexplorer August 18, 2005

Dicked

to get owned by someone or owning them!

i dicked camilla today lol
camilla dicked me today

by Jamie Green April 24, 2008