Derek

Is a filthy pervert who loves porn but is attractive. He’s into weird things like pimple popping Videos and lesbian porn but he can be a nice person and he likes jumping off tables

Derek is kind of emotional.

by Dennis_Ho February 22, 2019

Derek

A stupid person who is bad at fortnite and eats with his mouth open. Does not comprehend common sense but is known as a rat.

Dam that guy's a rat he must be a Derek.
You fucking rat
Sup rat

by Brybry101 June 12, 2018

Derek

A small sized human with hair that can set fire to any paper who can talk for 3 days about the same thing without taking any breaths. Simply annoying.

Wow, that Jeff is really being a Derek tonight

by llllllllllol February 5, 2010

Derek

A cool kid that likes to do BMX, smack the booties of other dudes, and shit like that, hes funny but gay. Well...most likely. Hes got muscle but thats to either attract gay men or try to impress other guys with stunning chizzled abs somehow. He comes to school with scars on his leg or maybe his arm saying that its from riding his bike but its really from him asking his friend kyron to be kinky and whip him HARD. BUT, overall hes funny and has a good attitude and would make a real good friend. (besides his addiction to raspberry iced tea)

person 1: DANG did you see derek with all of those scars?

person 2: YESS!! him and kyron must of got really rough last night o.o

by Sheriff and his deputy April 8, 2012

Derek

Not the most attractive but the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He is always there for you no matter what. He is a great boyfriend and a hottie in bed

Damn i heard you have a Derek i've always wanted one

by PoPoQuisha March 13, 2016

Derek

Small, foolish, annoying. Isn't caught up on the worlds news. Isn't great in school. Very bothersome

Derek: (doing homework) how do you multiply again?

by Cheerleader1119 March 7, 2016

Derek

Derek: a person, who although great and funny to laugh at, will NEVER be the funny one.

Sean: Oh Derek? Yeah he's great! Unfortunately he will never be the funny one!

Bryan: Yeah Sean is right Derek will never be the funny one!

Dan: Why?

Sean: just the way it is... He'll never be the funny one

by Iamdanomara January 3, 2012