Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Dense

Better than Thicc, a banging baddie.

"Damn, did you see her ass? She's dense!"

by Erin Anne October 21, 2022

dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.

My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.

by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019

densed

To be turned into condensed milk.

that guy is get'n densed

by condensed_milkman July 10, 2018

Dense Breast

When a woman uses multiple devices such as towels or extra breast carrying devices in order to enhance the size of her boobs.

Shannon is using the Dense Breast because she's ugly otherwise

by ilikewafflesnsyrup October 1, 2016

dense

When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.

Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you

by badowshoo May 24, 2019

dense pancake

A funny, smart, sexy woman with a killer ass that knows how to get down and dirty.

Yo did you see that chick?
Yea man, she’s a dense pancake

by Angrybison264 November 23, 2021