Defense Force

A term used by people who are too stupid to form any other arguement agaisnt the fans of a product.

"Here comes the Defense Force to protect their product, they are mega virgins!!1!111!1!11111!!!!!!!!1!1

by Densest May 25, 2018

Belkan Defense

The act of nuking yourself so hard that your enemies desist on taking over.

As if in response to Sora's laugh, one more City went down, taking the enemy units with it. They'd used the nuclear option in their own territory - the famous "Belkan Defense" - No Game No Life. Volume 8.

by ismaelassassin April 4, 2019

The Clintonian Defense

The Clintonian Defense is when someone does something wrong (and it was obviously wrong) and says that they didn't know it was wrong and therefore should not receive any punishment.

Man, didn't know I'd get a ticket if I ran that red light. I'll use the Clintonian Defense to get out of a ticket.

by Styxgoyenhammer666 November 27, 2017

mouthwash defense

Used by probationers who aren't allowed to drink alcohol to explain why they fail breathalyzers. Similar to the toothpaste defense, the cough syrup defense, and the hand-sanitizer defense, the latter of which only applies to ETG tests (Urine alcohol tests).

Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer.

Probationer: I didn't drink alcohol, I just used mouthwash before I came here.

Probation Officer: That's the mouthwash defense. It's bullshit and you know it. You're going to jail.

by Lupara2012 August 1, 2012

Defensive Dialing

The act of pulling out your cell phone after seeing someone you know but want to avoid conversing with them. The hope is that they see that you are busy on your phone, so they decide they shouldn't approach you. This must be done before the person notices that you in fact, saw them first.

I saw my old neighbor outside while I was checking the mail today. I pulled out my cell phone and started defensive dialing so that I wouldn't have to get stuck talking to him for the next 10 minutes.

by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011

Hemingway Defense

Where the stress and work of artistic expression is used to excuse substance abuse, chemical dependencies and other toxic coping-mechanisms.

"I also employed the world-famous Hemingway Defense... which goes something like this: as a writer, I am a very sensitive fellow, but I am also a man, and real men don't give in to their sensitivities. Only sissy-men do that. Therefore I drink. How else can I face the existential horror of it all and continue to work? Besides, come on, I can handle it. A real man always can."
-- Stephen King

by The Logical Fallacy February 17, 2023

Defensive Daniel’s

Daniel Defense fanboys who simp for the company regardless of their bootlicking roots

Everyone: I don’t understand why these Defensive Daniel’s cuck so hard for a mid tier rifle like they’re some tier 1 operators

Defensive Daniels: OMG but muh MK18 is gonna help me look so good across my Hawaiian shirt in the boogaloo

by Daddy's Hard Candy April 8, 2023